so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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