there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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