so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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