Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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