Who did Billy Mays play for?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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