2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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