i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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