i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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