on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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