Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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