Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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