she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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