But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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