I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
