his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Randomize
