I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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