About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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