but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
