he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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