Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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