I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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