quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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