My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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