She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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