what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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