This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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