Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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