You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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