I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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