there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
home. puking in laundry basket.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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