sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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