Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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