i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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