It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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