I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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