How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I forgot wine drunk hurts
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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