Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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