8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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