I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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