And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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