Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I did not marry a roomba.
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