nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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