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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(801): View more from Utah

As long as you're not dating white guys again.

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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(661): View more from California

Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.

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(807): View more from Ontario

her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!

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(618): View more from Illinois

If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)

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(510): View more from California

Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.

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