have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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