You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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