She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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