Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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