Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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