he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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