READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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