Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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