I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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