i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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