found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize