The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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