Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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