ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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