we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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